Jaden Smith, perhaps the most bizarre celeb offspring in the entire history of bizarre celeb offspring, went and did his strangest interview yet. In a sit-down with France's Numero magazine, he discussed what it was like that one time he was a total vampire.
In the interview, Jaden said, "During a period of my life, I was Gothic."
That in itself seems to be a regular phase of ... well, somebody's childhood, but you need to keep in mind that weird old Jaden Smith was likely the offspring of a Thetan god and was born on a spaceship, and isn't a regular kid at all.
"I was only wearing black and I was hiding from the sun because I was a vampire."
Yeah, you heard that right - he was a real-life vampire, y'all.